Vastly Incurable Porn

30 Apr

While carefully guarding the keg last night, Mavis was struck by a new realization.  The nude big haired bitches were laughing at her from devious angles the entire night and she was staving off strange males from all directions. Low and behold, one of the men was actually debonaire and interesting!  She chatted with him for a while about this and that, and actually started to flirt with him. But out of nowhere appeared this tall, slender, beautiful younger woman whom he smooched.  Well,  he obviously was attached to this girl in some way. What a snake! To be flirting with her for so long, giving her the wrong idea like that!  Not only that, but that poor girl! She must feel terrible having a boyfriend that flirts around on her!  Mavis thought about taking off her wooden leg right then and there and disciplining him for the both of them, but she thought the best of it since they were in public and all.  Next, time she sees that guy, she’ll be prepared.  Maybe she’ll take off her panties and smack him with ’em!

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