Ashaya, Beatrice and Mavis Almost Get Arrested!!

16 Jun

Last night was a decadent girl’s-night of roasting marshmallows, beer and fun! It was all the girls from the circus and more! Ashaya, Beatrice, Gertrude and I were crowded around a campfire roasting our marshmallows and chatting. The air was humid and the mosquitos were as big as birds! We made some amazing Smores! Chocolate, Graham crackers and the roasted mellows. They were delicious!!! We licked our fingers in delight after eating several of these delicacies. Then, Ashaya mentioned the sweltering heat again. “Why not go take a dip in a pool somewhere?”, she said. We all agreed that that was a swell idea. The only problem was finding a pool. It was late at night and the only pools we could think of were in apartments. Hmmmm. Oh, well… we just drove around town looking at pool gates. They were all locked!!! Rats!!! Then I told the girls, “fuck it!” I got Ashaya to give me a boost and I hopped the fence into one of the pools. Then, I scooted chairs over to the fence for all of the other girls to stand on to get in. The pool was delightful! It was a cool refreshing way to end our sticky marshmallow campfire-clad night. Some of the ladies were concerned as to why the gate had been locked. A few speculated that it might have been a disease or a dead body. But, none the less, we continued to splash around in the water. I had to ask Gertrude to take it easy too, because her pontoon ass was splashing out ALL of the water. And Beatrice warned me not to go too deep, reminding me that my wooden leg might become water-logged and she wasn’t a strong enough swimmer to save me. We were just having a merry ole’ time. When all of the sudden, out of nowhere, popped a scary old security guard!!! “Are ya’ll ladies havin’ fun?” “Do ya’ll live here” “How’d ya’ll get in here?” We were scared to death. We didn’t know what to do and just sat there staring back in fear. He told us we had to scram and if he saw us there again, we’d get arrested. On thing he said stuck with us: “This pool is closed for a reason!” What reason could that be? We were worried that it could have been diseased or it could have been the dead body. So, one of the brave girls went back to ask him. It was only because a bunch of hoodlums spill beer in the pool. What a dumb reason. I’m just glad we didn’t get arrested!!! -Mavis

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4 Responses to “Ashaya, Beatrice and Mavis Almost Get Arrested!!”

  1. Rita Childress June 16, 2010 at 6:43 pm #

    sounds like you guys had a good time. i wish Edie Mae could have been there!

    • mavisrose June 16, 2010 at 7:11 pm #

      I wish Edie was there too! I always wish she could be there!!!

  2. weebzie June 20, 2010 at 10:35 pm #

    mavisrose y friends,
    i was successful sneaking into ray roberts the other night.. just an idea, kind of a hike but absolutely worth it.

    • mavisrose June 21, 2010 at 3:48 pm #

      Thanks for the advice about the lake! I was just considering that as an option! By the way, Who is this… if you don’t mind my asking? Once again, thank you!!! -Mavis Rose and Hilari Oller

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