Menial Job… Hell Starts Monday… Hallucinations Today

1 Jul

It’s not today… I’m not a servant yet. But nightmares and hallucinations have already taken a grip.

Do you want fries with that?

SMILE!!! You must great every customer with a smile. Treat them with utmost respect… as if they are the greatest customer to ever walked through that door. Don’t spit in their hamburgers! hahaha! Even if they called you an insane horrible white trash carny. You still have to smile and give them the best quality food that they have ever tasted!
Oh! And by the way, did we tell you that because you are a hippo trainer and 104-years old, you could be manager in about two months?
Wow! I feel so special! I’ve come all this way to be a burger flipping manager… What a nightmare! -Mavis Rose Sinclair

2 Responses to “Menial Job… Hell Starts Monday… Hallucinations Today”

  1. thegreatmunjina July 1, 2010 at 8:27 pm #

    i sense that this is not the carear move you had in mind…..tis a suitable rant, have you seen ‘falling down’? i love that film. anywhoo the fact you are a 104 year old hippo trainer with a juicy ‘like ripe mangos’ ass makes you special no matter what ya doin, you could always get gertrude to ram raid the place at lunch time for kicks!

  2. Rita Childress July 1, 2010 at 8:53 pm #

    Don’t worry Mavis. It’s only the “in between.”

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